My husband's been away for a week and gets back tomorrow. Let's review the stupid things I've done in his absence, shall we?
1. Forgot to take out the trash in time on both days that it came. Now the garbage can is overflowing with trash (that stinks really bad)
2. Left the plastic microwaveable bacon tray on a hot burner and now there is plastic melted onto the stove top.
3. Overfed his pinfish. The fish won't eat anything now and the tank is all clouded and nasty.
4. One of his corals died in our fancy saltwater tank (pinfish doesn't share this tank) - don't know how but I'm sure it's my fault
5. Let the dogs sleep where ever the hell they wanted all week. Normally they either sleep on the porch or in our bathroom. This week Costa slept in my bed and Cosmo was free to roam the house all night. Now they are spoiled and will have to be slightly retrained.
6. Wrecked my Tahoe -- and we have to pay a $500 deductible to have it fixed.
Good thing he was only gone for a week or else I might accidentally burn down the house next!
Friday, January 20, 2006
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I totally understand. Joe doesn't have to be away for me to do stupid shit including: burning brown spots into the kitchen counter twice, spilling pink lemonade on the beige carpet that a professional can't even get out, accidently breaking decorative items his mother gave him (sure, they were ugly, but it was still an accident), clogging up the disposal at least 3 times, and the list goes on. Sometimes I look at him and ask why he keeps me around.
Play dumb about the coral and the fish. Do you still have assclown?
Verification word is oknxt. As in ok, what are you going to do next to fuck up the house Cory?
I'm so glad I'm not the only one! If he gives me shit about anything I'm going to say, "Well Cory's just as bad as me!!!" Not that it directly affects him, but at least it's a response.
You just reminded me that I need to add one more to that list...I left the plastic microwaveable bacon tray on a hot burner and now there is plastic melted onto the stove top.
Yep, we still have assclown. We also have a tang fish that we named "Pooty" -- as in Pooty Tang. ;) The tang we had before him was named "Poon."
We are being much kinder when naming our child! :D
PS: How come you always get the good verification words?!?
sounds like you are suffering from baby brain...
Yeah, either that or I just have Alicia brain. I like your thinking better though -- at least then it's not technically my fault! ;)
Total baby brain. After the baby comes it will be lack of sleep brain. Fun, fun, fun!
Yeah, I figured as much. I was in denial, but it does make for a better excuse!
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