I was at CVS yesterday picking up some overpriced stuff for J.: formula, baby wipes, and laundry detergent. I put my stuff up on the counter and this little teeny-bopper chick says, "Looks like someone's having a baby!"
Um, no dumbass. I'm not pregnant. I just had a baby and am trying to lose the weight. But thanks for making my day!
Monday, August 07, 2006
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what a dumb chick. if you're buying baby wipes and formula you're not preparing to have a baby- you're preparing to feed and clean up after a baby.
What a dumb ass. She was truly clueless.
Doh! What an idiot.
Please tell me that's actually what you said to her. Please? (I'm usually too much of a non-confrontational wimp to do anything but be stunned and mumble something when things like that happen to me.)
What a twit. Let's all close our eyes and wish upon her the worst of her nightmares...hummmmm... hummmmm...
I'm sure it will have something to do with her best friend and her dreamy boyfriend and what he said, she said, they said...and all that, like you know.
A classic example of: Open mouth, insert foot.
BEE-YOTCH! (her, not you obviously!) xoxo
I feel unspeakably lucky that I some how managed to make it through my idiot teeny bopper years without (knowingly) falsely accusing someone of being pregnant when they are not. Now that I am pregnant myself, I am about 99% sure it will never happen.
Really, comments about weight--even seemingly good ones--to strangers and casual acquaintences are just never okay.
I find it annoying enough when you're checking out at the supermarket with pasta and a can of Prego and they say, "Someone's having spaghetti tonight!"
p n- I also find that annoying. A few weeks ago I was checking out with ALL the ingredients to make tacos and the girl asked me, "what are you making for dinner tonight?"
I wanted to scream.
No, it's not what I actually said. In all honesty, I'm embarassed to admit that I didn't get what she said until I'd already left the store. I started thinking about it and then was suddenly like, "Hey, wait a cotton-pickin' minute! I should be offended!"
My brain ain't what it used to be before I got pregnant (and neither is my backside). ;)
When I was still in the hospital recovering from the birth of my son, people who saw me in the hallways would ask when I was due!! I just wanted to cry...and Scream you dumbass!
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