For one, my boobs are so damn big right now that it's not even funny. My husband finds them amusing and fun, but he will be changing his mind when they start looking like something out of National Geographic.
My hips have also taken on a new, cushier packaging. There are still a few size 6 jeans/pants that I can wear, but not for long. I had to buy two new suits for work ...I went from a 4 to an 8, and I've only gained 4 pounds so far!
We're having a Halloween party tomorrow night for our local friends and my husband is going to be an inbred convict (mullet wig and Cletus teeth will give him that special "my uncle is really my father" touch) and I am to be a cop. Of course all female cop costumes are more like "stripperwear" - and mine is no exception. I tried it on and it fits (doesn't spandex fit everyone?!?), but now I have got to figure out how in the hell to keep from getting camel toe. And by the way, are there handcuffs out there big enough to hide my ass?!? If so, please tell me where to find them - I'll pay double!
I'll be happy when I am at the "maternity wear" stage -- because right now, I just look like I've gained some weight. I am definitely going to do what I can to try and be an "all belly" pregnant woman, but something tells me that it will be a futile effort.
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