Provera, Day 1

Well, I think I am in a better place now with things. Acceptance. Ahhhh.

I started taking Provera today, which is supposed to simulate progesterone and will eventually bring about my period. I will be on it for 10 days. I was intrigued by the list of potential side effects, which include but are not limited to: nausea, bloating, breast tenderness, headache, mood swings, blurred vision, dizziness, drowsiness, and/or weight gain/loss.

What determines whether someone will be on the positive or negative end of the weight gain/loss side effect? Is it a karma thing? Does God flip a coin and decide? Are losers selected at random? Do you have to subscribe to the magazines or is some other purchase necessary?