Fashion Police

If you were a fly on the wall at my house this morning, this is what you would have heard...

Husband: Didn't you wear that yesterday?

Me: No

Husband: It looks like the shirt you wore yesterday.

Me: This shirt is a different color!

Husband: Cream, white, what's the difference? It looks like the same shirt to me!

Me: So, are you saying I should change clothes?

Husband: If you don't want people to talk about you, you should.

Since when did my husband become smarter than me in regards to fashion?!?