Dear Cosmo,I am so sorry that I yelled at you last night. I thought you had pooped on the carpet and was very upset. When your daddy went to clean it up, however, he discovered that it wasn't poop at all...it was the legs of your stuffed sheep.
While I am not happy that you tried to eat your stuffed sheep, I wouldn't have yelled at you over it. You're a dog. Dogs like to eat things. Then again, you are a border collie. Border collies aren't supposed to eat sheep. They are supposed to herd them. It's a good thing you aren't a working dog or they'd be giving you the Old Yeller treatment!
Anyways, I am truly sorry I yelled at you. You are a good dog. I love you.
Always,
Your mommy
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Poor Cosmo! maybe he's just like a kid and is acting out (eating sheep) to get attention. Who knows what's going on in their little doggie heads???
almost forgot...CUTE picture!
awwww...that's just too precious! your dogs are good dogs (and you know i'm not a huge fan of canines!). i'm glad it was only his stuffed animal. whew!!!
love ya!
xoxo
Poop! That's why C. had to get rid of Molly. Chewed sheep are much easier to handle.
Golly, Golly, Golly, Golly (say that real fast)...that's what i used to call her. What a royal shit head. Sweet and so cute, but a shit head, none the less.
I will never own another scottie ever again.
I forgot all about Molly.
I never met Molly. Should I be sad about this?!?
very sweet dog...just stupid. i saw her walk into a wall one time.
Did you ever meet Bobo? That's the original B.F.D. She was great. She was so smart, it was scary.
Too bad butthead got her in the divorce. He would have taken the cat directly to the pound probably, so I had no choice. Although...now that I think of it, I could have just gone and re-adopted the cat AND had Bobo! Damn.
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