Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Drop Your Baby One More Time

Reports are out that Britney Spears is indeed pregnant again. Can someone please tell me what is wrong with this girl?!?

First of all, she's married to a skanky loser...a very fertile skanky loser. Does she think that having more children is going to save their marriage? Who knew that she was one of THOSE girls?!?

Secondly, she's not proven to the world yet that she can handle raising one child, let alone two. If poor Sean Preston gets dropped on his head one more time, he's going to end up as dumb as his used-to-be-hot-but-now-thiscloseto-white-trash mother.

This is one case where I think the child is better off being raised by a nanny...or even wolves.

9 comments:

Becky said...

i agree. the woman is nuts. but it's not like she was raised with a normal family. that girl doesn't know the first thing about reality. So many people out there who would make great parents that can't have kids and she's gonna have two. Talk about wrong.

Kelley said...

I'm not trying to stick up for Britney-I certainly didn't like seeing pics of her driving with her baby on her lap-but as you can read in my blog, accidents do happen even to the best of moms. Whether the high chair really did malfunction, I don't know. I do know my son figured out how to crawl out of his and I was lucky enough to catch him. My daughter managed to crawl and drive head first out of her crib one day. I felt completely responsible though I had no idea she was strong enough to do that.

Anonymous said...

Not to take Britney's side, but her son was dropped when he was in the care of his nanny. What I DONT get is if Britney and husband thought it was serious enough to warrant a trip to the ER, why did they wait six full days?

And there is no excuse EVER to drive with your kid in your lap, paparazzi or no. I think if I were being chased by paparazzi, I would definitely take the time to buckle up. I mean, did no one learn from Princess Di's death??

Sheesh.

A. Gator said...

The title is more a joke than anything else...it's the paparazzi incident that still has me floored. I just can't believe the girl is pregnant again when she's having serious marital problems. I know a girl who's married to a guy just like K-Fed and I would disown her if she got pregnant once, let alone twice, with the man's child.

It's so sad when someone could have everything in the world going for her, and not have the smarts to make good decisions. It's the children who will end up suffering the most.

Christine said...

If I could stop laughing so hard at the picture from the post before this...I'd be able to type!

G. just told me this and I nearly died. Not only can I not imagine having a baby again so soon (her baby is a little younger than E.), but especially when it's not like she's married to the most upstanding person. Having two kids that close together (not that she probably does much of the care...i'm sure the nannies do, but still...) is a HUGE responsibility, even if your marriage is fairly strong.

But here's the kicker...doesn't she remember what k-fed did to the last girl he got preg. twice? Yes, she has more money, but dr. phil always says something about the best way to see what someone will do in the future is to see what they did in their past...only he says it with all of his dr. phil-isms.

oh jeeze, i could go on for awhile about this. SHE'S the one who should have had an IUD put in today.

Great title by the way. I'm going to sing it to G. but i'll give you the credit! : )

Anonymous said...

I agree 100% with Christine and her reference to Dr. Phil---- I give the Spears/Federline marriage about another year before they split. And that's pushin' it!!!

She's so dumb. But I guess that's what happens when you become a start at a young age and work until you're in your early 20s and THEN decide to try to grow up.

Duh.

A. Gator said...

K-Fed is one person whom I think should NOT breed! Britney should have never cheated on poor J-Tim(berlake). They would have made cute (and possibly somewhat normal) babies.

Cory said...

Those two make me ill. I think the malfunctioning highchair is a ruse anyway.

Knatolee said...

Oh come now. A baby will save their troubled marriage! Right? Won't it? ;))