Wednesday, January 25, 2006

WTF?!?

I love MySpace, but just got my first freaky message from someone...okay, I could see if I appeared to be single, but a) my profile says I'm happily married and b) I'm "with child" for Christ's sake!!!

If you are trying to pick up a married pregnant woman, I'm sorry but that's just not right. At the very least, go for a single pregnant woman...they might be more open to your advances.

6 comments:

Christine said...

Holy shit! You're getting picked up and I'm getting *love* filled messages from freaks who aren't brave enough to post their identity. Isn't cyberspace grand?

Did I just use the word cyberspace? OMG...I'm one of those geeks who are sending us the messages!

A. Gator said...

Remember who you are talking to - I'm the geek who created the reunion website! ;)

Christine said...

Duh, you don't count. That's the first rule of these blogs...we can say whatever we want, about anyone we want (i.e. that Keely Shaye Smith just keeps getting bigger) and it's never true of any of us!

A. Gator said...

I like the way you think!

Anonymous said...

Look at it this way, at *least* you're getting hit on! I've been leered at but can't remember the last time a guy hit on me.

Well, other than an old, balding, beer-bellied guy....eeewww!

I think it was back in 1995 when I was hit on last by a CUTE guy IN MY PEER GROUP!

You may be pregnant, but you're still incredibly gorgeous to me! (Of course, I'm only guessing here since SOMEONE hasn't sent any photos.) *wink*

Love ya!

A. Gator said...

Get on MySpace, Michele - trust me...you'll get hit on!!!

I had Stephen take a couple of belly shots this past week (not the kind you drink off someone's belly - the kind OF my belly)...I'll send them to you soon.

xoxo