Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Lucky Me


It was bad enough when I found out that I'd get to be pregnant alongside the likes of Katie Holmes (who, I must say...by herself is an absolutely adorable girl) and Tom Cruise (whom I once used to love but now just find strange and creepy).

Now, I find out that Angelina Jolie is pregnant too?!? What the hell!?!

I was just browsing on Celebrity Baby Blog, and everyone was posting in the comments section about how happy they are for Brangelina. I just can't bring myself to be happy for them.

Okay, so I don't know everything that went on between him and Jen. But I honestly don't care that Angelina has an Oscar, and adopts children from around the world and is a Good Will Ambassador, or that people in Africa love her. Nothing she will ever do will make me see her as more than a homewrecking viper who wears blood in a vial around her neck and makes out with her brother.

Ick.